October 2011
the hardcore way to eat ramen
boil water
eat block of ramen
drink boiling water
snort flavor powder
fuck bitches
Well..I’m technologically disabled and thought you either had to check the enable box in settings OR paste the code in the customize feature. But there was no box to check and nothing happened when I pasted the code. I didn’t realize you had to paste and then the little enable button would magically appear.
people should totally ask me stuff. :)
fuck yes.
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t me. It’s not because I don’t like me, it’s because I feel like you’d like me more. I could be taller, tanner, more attractive, smarter, and funnier, but it sucks knowing I’m not quite up to par and it sucks more knowing I’d kill to be someone other than myself to get you to notice me.
September 2011
- Me in the morning: Okay, time to be productive today.
- Me during the day: Fuck this shit, it's a lot of work.
- Me at night time: Wow, I'm a fucking idiot.